Posted 9/16/08
How about a little fun on a Tuesday? Think about some of the major blogs out there, and then think of what type of cocktail they might be. We see comparisons like this all the time, but I don't think anyone's gone this metro!
The Jack Daniels Straight Up
These would be the blogs that burn as you suck them down. They are not real smooth and you feel a little dirty as you squirm through them, but they definitely do the trick. We've all sucked some down from time to time but we don't necessarily remember it or like to brag to everyone about it.
A Shot of Tequila
When you need a quick fix to pep up that night, your shot of tequila always does the trick. You can toss 3 or 4 in a row to prepare you for the rest of the evening. Of course if you get too much, you become that annoying guy that knows way too many funny internet tid bits.
The Spanish Coffee
The blogs that really put on a show. Their glass gets lit on fire, some cinnamon is shook over the top, and the whip cream is just the finishing touch you were looking for to go with that 151 rum. Fun, spicy, hot and entertaining are these blogs.
The Martini
A little elitist, but the quality is still superb. They have reason for tasting so damn good in that pretty little glass. They've worked hard and have been in the game for quite some time while always remaining classy. Cheers.
The JagerBomb
You know that drink that guys order at the bar that makes you just laugh and shake your head? Well that's where this cocktail sports blog category takes us. This is in no way me taking a shot at these blogs, but is simply categorizing them as funny as hell.
The Cosmo
As a dedication to the wonderful world of women in blogging and this fruitful little pink drink, we bring you the Cosmopolitan category. So sexy, sweet and curvy. How can you go wrong here?
The Whisky Ginger
This would be the category I created especially for myself. Seeing as this is the greatest drink on the planet and the fact that it doesn't really fit into a category, I thought I'd leave it open just for me. So tasty, refined, yet still completely random.
So now, tell me, what kind of cocktail is your sports blog?
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apropos of nothing, do you know that if you remove the www from your URL, your site links to Google? Never seen that before...
I know it's freaking annoying. Been working on that fix for a while and can't seem to find one. :(
you already gave me a category and it is great. Thanks man.
I want to be a minty mojito tho.
Tenacious D (Fuzzy Navel made with Sunny Delight) and I'm not telling you why.
I would like to be a scotch and water, hold the scotch.
(From the Waterboy)
Liquid Cocaine
Haha fuzzy navel! Haven't heard that drink called out in a while.
I would like to be whatever cocktail picks up hot chicks
whats that called...
The red headed slut?
I like to think of Walker-Sports as a Yuengling Lager. Typical because it's basically your standard American Lager, but yet it has just a slightly unique quality to it. Also, it is very east coast bias, and only liked in select regions.
we're definitely anything made at Great Lakes Brewery. Dortmunder Gold, preferably...
I'd have to say we would be Hawaiian Slap (a Shotgun specialty of Hawaiian Punch & Vodka) - Delicious going down, guaranteed to bring the noise, but probably leading to someone getting slapped by the end of the night.
O'Doul's.
O'Douls. Classic.
http://frustratedsportsanalyst.blogspot.com/ - Whistle Bomb
Thanks for the props...as long as my Cosmo is made heavy on the Grey Goose and light on the other ingredients we're in business!
(*kisses*)
Shaken!
With pride, we knock ours down.
http://gemmintten.blogspot.com/2008/06/da-bomb.html
Sexy, sweet and curvy. Word.