If Sports Blogs were Chicks...

Posted 11/18/08

An advanced warning should probably be dealt to those involved in this post.  By no means do we think your blog is in any way an actual chick; take this as sort of a compliment, well some of you.  In fact, that last statement made absolutely no sense so we might as well start calling you all out for your femininity immediately.

If your sports blog was a chick it would be...

Erin Andrews  (Awful Announcing and Fire Joe Morgan)

Is this the ultimate compliment for a sports blog?  Probably not for these two seeing as they look for the absurdity and awfulness that is sportscasting and we all know that Erin Andrews is no Bob Costas (assuming you think Bobbie is good).  In this case though, we just want to credit their coverage of announcing/sportscasting with a beauty that is in their specific field that we've all drooled over a time or two.


Kendra Wilkinson  (Shutdown Corner and ProFootballTalk.com)

Thank Hank Baskett for this one boys!  Plus, we're pretty sure she's slept with the entire San Diego Chargers squad and constantly looks hot wearing NFL jerseys.  An easy pick for the top 2 football blogs.


Megan Fox (Cuzoogle)

Cuzzy, simple because I know how much you love her and how you went out of your way to find me the clip of her on Two and Half Men.  To help this choice though, she is fun...I think.


Jessica Simpson  (NESW Sports and You Been Blinded)

This is such a cheap shot and I do need to preface this one with somewhat of an apology.  I love you guys, but this goes out to your video posting and Moondog's post on how "any idiot can post a video."  Love you boys!

Sue Bird  (Ball Don't Lie and SLAM)

 

Hey, for a basketball player, she's hot OK. 

Britney Spears  (Kissing Suzy Kolber, Hugging Harold Reynolds and Tirico Suave)

 

Basically because I never really know what the hell is going on at your sites.  The crazy side of Britney was unpredictable and that's exactly what we all love about you.  Plus, at some point in time, you were extremely hot, and to many (including us), still are. 


Pam Anderson (With Leather and Busted Coverage)

Because you love giant moo moos yet don't mind looking a little dirty at times.  We continue to look at you and grin deep inside as to not completely let everyone know we'd still hit it stare at it.


Scarlett Johansson  (The Big Lead and SPORTSbyBROOKS)

You're voluptuous yet simple, and we all just can't get enough of you.  You give us everything we could ask for as long as it's in a red dress or jersey.


Blake Lively  (The Sports Dollar)

Just because we always make our lists.  Oh, and she's young, hot and on her way to the top, which of course we would hope of ourselves.


Sarah Palin  (Kuklas Korner and James Mirtle)

Isn't this one pretty self explanatory?  At least you guys don't get booed every place you go!


Kim Kardashian  (World of Isaac)

Because I swear that every time I go to your site, there is her behind, which I thank you for.


Vanessa Minnillo  (SI's Hot Clicks)

For being a personal favorite.


Your thoughts?  What kind of chick is your sports blog?



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