Who doesn't love those yearly Super Bowl Drinking Games? Super Bowl XLIII Sunday approaches and that means your ridiculous party should be on mind as well as those timeless drinking games. Of course this year we have the Pittsburgh Steelers vs. the Arizona Cardinals which is a fantastic match-up in itself on the field, but off the field it will help you get incredibly drunk! And fat!
Chug your beer…
1. Every time Kurt Warner and Hall of Famer are mentioned together.
2. Every time an Bill Cowher is mentioned.
3. Every time Vince Lombardi’s name is brought up.
4. Every time the Steelers defense is mentioned as one the best ever.
5. Every time you hear a player is giving it “110%“!
6. Every time Larry Fitzgerald makes a ridiculous catch.
7. Every time your buddy says “that commercial sucked/was lame/stupid.”
8. Every time you see a Gatorade commercial.
9. Every time you see a Budweiser commercial.
10. Every time you are happy that Bryant Gumbel is NOT announcing the game.
11. Every time Kurt Warner gets sacked.
12. Every time Ben Roethlisberger breaks a tackle in the pocket.
13. Every time Hines Ward's injury is mentioned.
14. Every time a new dot com company is unveiled in a commercial.
15. Every time they show video of Anquan Boldin walking off the field.
16. Every time Obama is referenced for picking the Steelers.
17. Every time you see a commercial for another worthless NBC sitcom.
18. Every time a team goes 3 and out or fails to get a first down.
19. Every time the new "young" breed of coaches is mentioned.
20. Every time you are thankful for no Joe Buck.
21. Every time someone at your party uncomfortably high fives someone else.
22. Every time you pee after “breaking the seal.”
23. Every time a friend yells out “that was a horrible call!“
24. Every time a woman at your party reminds you that she only cares about the commercials.
25. Every time a player says “I’m going to DisneyLand!“
That should be enough to get you through the game or at least through the first quarter! And of course, depending on the level of alcoholic you are, you may need to adjust the amounts of each rule.
Enjoy yourselves...
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2 comments:
if we're going with chugging bears and not drinks. the vince lombardi and budweiser options alone would be enough to have you completely trashed
Haha for sure. Like I said, depending on the level of alcoholic you are, you may need to adjust the quantities. :P
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