Posted 8/28/08
When we first thought of doing this, we were going to link to some example blogs, but then we decided to just run with it and say pretty much whatever we thought of each type of blog which in turn made us decide to leave out examples. I guess you'll just have to do some searching!
6. The Newbie
This sports blogger has no idea what they are doing. They have no identity, and are not sure exactly how this whole deal works. They write some linkbaiting pieces, recaps, and link to some blogs, but are struggling through the beginning stages. We've all been here, and that's why this blog was created! (Yes that was a cheap plug.)
5. The Recapper
This is the blogger that probably annoys the sh*t out of me more than any other type of sports blogger. You see, this is the blogger that thought ESPN, Yahoo, Sports Illustrated and Fox Sports were all doing horrible jobs at bringing you game recaps. They lack meaningful opinion, interesting topics, and even pull half their posts from the AP which, of course is where everyone else gets their info. Why does anyone read this garbage?
4. The Stat Machine
These are the bloggers that are simply way too freakin' talented. They probably shouldn't be blogging, but should be attending MIT and telling people like me how ignorant I am. Stat Machines even make the big dog sports sites' stat people feel like morons. On a side note, if you ever wanted to remember what it was like to be a virgin again, I'm sure these guys could answer some very straight forward questions.
3. The Entertainer
The Entertainer's entire goal is to be the most creative sports blogger on the planet. They create new and interesting top 10 lists, poke fun at everyone, run caption contests, call athletes by clever nicknames and simply love every single minute of their blogging life. I think we all enjoy the creativity of these bloggers, but damn do they make us sick. Why can't we all come up with this stuff!
2. The Video Snatcher
A somewhat new breed of sports blogger is the Video Snatcher. This would be the blogger that spends hours a day looking for that next big video that they can hopefully make viral. Once found, the video is posted to their blog as if they had created the video themselves! I guess we all have our vices right?
1. The Offensive Tool
The blogger with no conscience! They post naked chicks, show private lives of athletes, spread rumors, and have a following as hideous as the Jim Rome Show. Their life is based on being the most obnoxious toolbox of any sports blogger. Sure, some things are entertaining, but when the same schtick goes on day after day, the act gets a little old.
And a quick "What up!" to one of our favorite blogs, Epic Carnival, for a list it looks like they did almost a year ago!
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